Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Guys please....

I despise solo moustaches; those that appear without the balancing presence of a beard.
They almost always appear either A) Cheesy B) Sleazy C) Desperately manly or D)Gay.

I know that some guys grow them to cover hairlips or acne, but seriously, if you suffer from neither of the aforementioned, then why go there?

It's bad bad bad.

The only person to pull this off did so only because of freakishly good genetics and dimples, and I'm talking about Tom Selleck....in his youth.


Anonymous said...

You forgot D) super-duper gay.

firstimpressionist said...

Oh yes, how could I have overlooked that? Correction forthcoming.