Monday, May 07, 2007

Dear Target....

I went to your store to buy only this...


...and emerged 160.00 poorer.
Your clothes this year are just too fun and versatile. Curse you. Even the garments I wasn't 100% sure about ended up in my cart.
Despite the dressing room's abyssmal lighting that showed me how much of a "before" picture I've become, I now own a shirt that makes me look like a Kate Greenaway character.
How did this happen?

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