Friday, October 06, 2006


Something that makes me super-wiggy is licking popsicle sticks.
Even seeing a commercial of someone getting down to the last bit of popsicle where their tongue might touch the wood gives me goosebumps and makes me bite my tongue.
I similarly have a problem with wooden chopsticks.
That whole rough texture thing. The scraping. The dragging of flesh. Nasty stuff.

See, I'm thinking that President Bush has it wrong. We don't need to resort to waterboarding to get information from prisoners. Just find out what their hang-ups are.
You don't need to waste a lot of money setting up a dungeon to torture me; just give me a popsicle.

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