Saturday, September 23, 2006

Love Hurts

There are other ways, people.

This is the ring for people who would give someone the Big Mouth Billy Bass as a gift.

You know dude's gonna be in a great mood when it comes time to go out to dinner.

"Honey, you look amazi..OW!"
"Will you pass me that...OW! FUCK!"
"Hard to believe that it's been....SHIT!"

You know what would be funny though? If someone stole this ring, not knowing what it was, and happened to wear it on the anniversary date.
I know I'd probably be reformed pretty fast if the stuff I stole started cooking my flesh.

Don't Fergit, Babe

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